i’m drinking because i’m in south dakota// — Это сложно. Заткнуться сложно, — пояснил Хуниверс.©ФФБ
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Fill: arthur/eames, epistolary
Драбл, стёб
FIRST PART. I promise it'll get less antagonistic eventually.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: what is your last name arther
is it kapowski
im drunk and all i can get in this hotle room is saved by the bell in sindacation so i made this email to talk to u.
i hate south dakota. i have not even seen 1 moose. are mooses in south dakota?
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: You’re on the internet. Google it.
Stop drinking, Eames. Why are you in South Dakota?
My last name is not anywhere near Kapowski.
-A
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: i’m drinking because i’m in south dakota
on a job. seperating some ponce from his inheritents while hes on ski vacation. mooses are not native to south dakota but they show up sometimes.
are you sure your not arther kapowski
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: One hundred percent sure.
I’m not even Polish.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: [No Subject]
Are you going to be in or near Brazil on the fifteenth? Cobb wants you there, and the cut is pretty good if you’re not otherwise occupied.
Your email is ridiculous. You should change it. It’s embarrassing to type.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: [No Subject]
fine
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: [No Subject]
My name is spelled Arthur. With a u.
Also, your maturity and grace in the face of criticism is astounding.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: i can be in sao pollo by thurs
ok.
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Fill: arthur/eames, epistolary
Драбл, стёб
FIRST PART. I promise it'll get less antagonistic eventually.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: what is your last name arther
is it kapowski
im drunk and all i can get in this hotle room is saved by the bell in sindacation so i made this email to talk to u.
i hate south dakota. i have not even seen 1 moose. are mooses in south dakota?
***
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: You’re on the internet. Google it.
Stop drinking, Eames. Why are you in South Dakota?
My last name is not anywhere near Kapowski.
-A
***
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: i’m drinking because i’m in south dakota
on a job. seperating some ponce from his inheritents while hes on ski vacation. mooses are not native to south dakota but they show up sometimes.
are you sure your not arther kapowski
***
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: One hundred percent sure.
I’m not even Polish.
***
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: [No Subject]
Are you going to be in or near Brazil on the fifteenth? Cobb wants you there, and the cut is pretty good if you’re not otherwise occupied.
Your email is ridiculous. You should change it. It’s embarrassing to type.
***
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: [No Subject]
fine
***
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: [No Subject]
My name is spelled Arthur. With a u.
Also, your maturity and grace in the face of criticism is astounding.
***
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: i can be in sao pollo by thurs
ok.
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